This is difficult for me to admit but, admit it I have to:
my liberal friends were right.
They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's
Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there
has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer
Confidence Index since the election, reaching a
lower point than any time during the Bush administration.
They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become
more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough,
tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be
deployed into Afghanistan .
They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would
get worse, and sure enough unemployment is approaching
8.8% and the new stimulus packages recently sent the stock
market lower than at any time since 9-11.
They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks"
in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough,
several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments
revealed resumes of scandal, bribery and tax fraud..
They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "Pork at the
trough" in Federal government and sure enough, 17,500 "Pork Bills"
showed up in Congress in just three weeks...
They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more deficit spending
in DC and sure enough, Obama spent more in just 30 days than all
other Presidents together in the history of the good 'ole USA ....
Well I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain.
And they were right ..
All of their predictions have come true.
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Obama's European tour
It's John Stewart, so know beforehand it's secular sarcasm (if you don't know who he is) ...
"Barack Obama will rid the world of nuclear weapons and make vegetables taste like ice cream."
Yet, quite funny :p not "LOL" funny, but still, funny ;o)
"Barack Obama will rid the world of nuclear weapons and make vegetables taste like ice cream."
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | M - Th 11p / 10c | |||
| 00Bama - International Man of History | ||||
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Yet, quite funny :p not "LOL" funny, but still, funny ;o)
Monday, March 30, 2009
The new Government Motors logo
Thanks to Michelle Maulkin for the link, and Doug Powers for the excellent workmanship in photoshop ;) Check it out ... LOL!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Wonderful World
This is so cute, I received it on Facebook but wanted to share it with you all here:
Gotta love Miss. P, and she knows who she is. I just ran into an old post I saved of hers with these comments:
Gotta love Miss. P, and she knows who she is. I just ran into an old post I saved of hers with these comments:
No no no that's not a dumb question silly ....
A dumb question would be:
"Can you nail jello to a wall?" or
"After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?" or
"Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
Friday, August 8, 2008
The Internet Soapbox
Thought I would leave you with a funny someone posted on my Facebook page recently that I loved ;o)
School update coming soon, sorry for the delay!
School update coming soon, sorry for the delay!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons
as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn't always fair
Maybe it was my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies:
Don't spend more than you can earn
And reliable strategies:
Adults, not children, are in charge
His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for
doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their
unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Tylenol, sunburn lotion or a band-aid to a
student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home but the burglar could sue
you for assault.
He began to lose ground rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
a student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement for her stupidity.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and
Trust; his wife, Discretion; his Daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone
Else Is To blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority
and do nothing...
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons
as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn't always fair
Maybe it was my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies:
Don't spend more than you can earn
And reliable strategies:
Adults, not children, are in charge
His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for
doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their
unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Tylenol, sunburn lotion or a band-aid to a
student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home but the burglar could sue
you for assault.
He began to lose ground rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
a student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement for her stupidity.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and
Trust; his wife, Discretion; his Daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone
Else Is To blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority
and do nothing...
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